In words of tamed electrons, thus spake Stephen Ma:

> tickets available for Bill's Vatican ceremony, but only if you can
> prove your deep faith in Microsoft by flying to Rome on an airplane
> controlled by Windows.

	Windows has detected an unrecoverable application
	error in device RADAR. Please wait while Windows
	restarts your aircraft.

			[ OK ]

Similarly for BRAKES, when Bill's vision of Windows everywhere is reached,
and your vehicle runs on Windows NT 8.0 SP4. Kind of the obvious joke, but
it's been buggin me ever since that "vision" went public.

Nick

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