I just stumbled upon this at the end of a message and thought you would get
a smile out of it...



>Maybe I'm just getting old, pessimistic, and really grumpy.  Why when I was
>a kid, we didn't even have gravity yet.  I had to walk 42 miles each way to
>school.  With a cow under each arm so they wouldn't float away.  And I
>walked home for lunch.  Which was dirt, but only when we got rich enough to
>afford dirt!  Which was invented when I was in the third grade.  And third
>grade was the best 6 years of my life . . . .