Gimme a couple of megabucks and I will produce what you want.

How about ~800mips, 256b ram, 5Gb disk, 802.11b, USB, audio in/out,
320 at 240 LCD, video out, small camera?
Probably sell for around $1k.

I'm serious; I know all the people I would need to get together to do
this.

tim

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Tim Rowledge, tim at sumeru.stanford.edu, http://sumeru.stanford.edu/tim
Don't be sexist; broads hate that!