Craig Latta <craig.latta at netjam.org> is claimed by the authorities to have written:

>  A zero-length sequence of bits is a perfectly acceptable alpha
> release for any functionality whatsoever (it'd just happen to be that
> *all* features are missing :).
Aargh! For goodness' sake don't ever let a marketing droid see that
statement. :-)

tim

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