[Q] Squeak and...
Jarvis, Robert P. (Contingent)
Jarvisb at timken.com
Fri Jan 3 16:18:50 UTC 2003
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Hans-Martin Mosner [mailto:hmm at heeg.de]
> Sent: Thursday, January 02, 2003 4:45 PM
> To: squeak-dev at lists.squeakfoundation.org
> Subject: Re: [Q] Squeak and...
>
>
> Cees de Groot wrote:
>
> > Hans-Martin Mosner <hmm at heeg.de> said:
> > >BTW, Happy New Year everybody - may all your wishes for
> this year come true!
> > >
> > Like a Russian ICBM going wild and exploding in Redmond? ;-)
>
> <non-serious>
> Well I wouldn't mind that much... as long as the warhead is
> equipped with a
> capable EMP device, and not an atomic bomb - there are rumors
> that non-MS-heads
> live in Redmond, too, and you don't want to harm them...
> </non-serious>
Despite my distaste for Microsoft I can't say I'd like to see anyone
physically harmed. There are, however, some punishments I wouldn't mind
having visited upon certain individuals at MS...
1. Steve Ballmer - make him do his "monkey boy" routine at a joint
conference for behavioral psychologists, primatologists, and
modern
dance choreographers, and then force him to listen, gagged
and
bound, to their analyses, critiques, etc.
2. Bill Gates - should be forced to learn to code in something
besides
Basic. For a truly cruel twist, make the "something" COBOL.
3. Charles Simonyi - should be required to write 10,000,000 times
"I will
use type-revealing names" on a blackboard the size of a
barn. (For those who don't know, Mr. Simonyi is the
inventor of "Hungarian
notation", the system of prefixing variable names with type
information, which I have found objectionable from the day I
first
encountered it).
Bob Jarvis
Compuware @ Timken
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