How about three?


"Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and
the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be
reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine
foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." 
-- 
Jeff