i just saw
http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand.
this one made me laugh (rewritten not to be sexist):

The programmer's partner said "Run to the store and get a loaf of bread.
 If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer returned with twelve loaves of bread.
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